I bike a lot, and one summer I had bike shorts that my girlfriend made fun of.

So I decided to give her a birthday present she'd never expect.

She laughed at me.

Be warned.

This is not for the faint of heart or the prude of taste.

SKY'S OUT, THIGHS OUT

A MOTIVATIONAL CALENDAR

My buddy Tanner helped with some of the photos. But fewer than you'd think.

​Sorry, Tanner.